Covfefe - Its Real Meaning!

Covfefe (noun) is a new word coined by President Donald Trump of the United States in a dawn tweet on 31 May 2017 when he cryptically wrote "Despite the constant negative press covfefe  ", a half sentence that got the whole internet puzzled.

For more about this earth-shaking event, please read BBC's report: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40104063

Even Trump himself has issued a challenge for anyone to figure out the true meaning of the word: 

Many people think that it is a typo for "coverage". I don't think so. Even Merriam-Webster, the dictionary, has given up on deciphering the word. It appears that everyone is having sleepless nights agonizing over it! Believe me, I'm perhaps one of only two persons in this whole wide world who actually know the meaning of "covfefe" (the other person is Trump himself, of course). So, to save the sanity of the universe, I've decided to reveal its meaning sooner rather than later.

So, here goes:

The word "covfefe" is formed by the amalgamation of two terms: "COV" which is an acronym standing for 'Confirmation Of Victory', a reference to having successfully getting yourself laid for the night; and "fefe", a prison contraption made from a piece of cloth, rubber glove and sock to create a substitute functional female genital organ for the purpose of sexual stimulation and release by prisoners in the absence of a female sex partner.

So, "COV"-"fefe" or covfefe is the word used by President Trump to refer to the practice of the mainstream media to create fake negative news about him, to believe in the news that they themselves created, to indulge in false obsessive analyses until they reach a frenzied climactic declaration of self-validated victory against him.

This is a deep word, but its meaning is clear.

Eg.: 1. Despite the constant negative press covfefe against Donald Trump, he seems unruffled. 
        2. In fact, the unrelenting covfefe against Donald Trump has the opposite effect of increasing the people's support for him!

As in all things Trump, things run even deeper than this, because in case you're wondering how to pronounce the word, let me help you: covfefe = "cough-fee-fee". It's like you're having a cup of coffee in your hand now, sipping it quietly, and when this true meaning of the word finally dawns on you, it is also at the same instant when a small stream of coffee hits the top of your windpipe causing you to have a long coughing fit (like Hillary). See - this word is so deep that even its pronunciation has several conspiring inter-connections. This word is such a brilliant one that I'll be surprised if "covfefe" don't win "Word Of The Year"!